I wasn't going to post anything today, but Nuthatch at bootstrap analysis cruelly tagged me with this meme. Here it goes.
10 years ago: In 1995 I did a mandatory and, luckily, once-in-a-lifetime 30-day stint with the Turkish Army in the extremely dull town of Burdur in Turkey (I hope my friend Zeki, who lives there, is not reading this). All day long all we did was march up and down dusty roads and pull weeds from fields planted with vegetables. To remind us that this was actually military training, not some forced gardening exercise, we were taken to a target area just once and each of us was made to shoot two bullets with ancient World War II rifles, M-somethings, that had been taken out of storage for this special occasion (they are not used for any other purpose anymore).
The only good thing that came out of those 30 long days (actually 28, because we had 2 leave days) was that I was able to retain my Turkish citizenship. Now when I go to Turkey I take two passports, one Turkish and one American. Interestingly, it wasn’t until several years later when I was renewing my U.S. passport that I learned for certain that it wasn’t necessarily illegal for a U.S. citizen to serve in the military of another country or to carry two passports provided that certain conditions are met.
5 years ago: I had a trip to Turkey in the summer to collect snails, otherwise, nothing too memorable seems to have happened.
1 year ago: The most memorable event of 2004 was yet another summer expedition we had in Turkey. This one was lots of fun and I still have hundreds of snail shells that I need to sort, identify and then write papers about. Also, in September we went to Canada to my niece's wedding. That was fun too.
Yesterday: Was a routine day at my desk job. Took a long walk after lunch and photographed a large turtle in the lake. Otherwise, the most exciting thing I did was subscribe to the New Scientist. Now I am looking forward to getting the fist issue. I spent the evening photographing and measuring the snail shells I have on loan from the Field Museum in Chicago. The loan expired 2 days ago, so I am desperately trying to finish what I want to do, before I get a nasty e-mail from the collection manager asking me to return the material (I hope he is not reading this either).
5 songs I know all the words to: Hmmm…I know many songs, but I don’t think I know the entire words of any. But, wait, there’s one! Neil Young’s Till the Morning Comes: “I am gonna give you till the morning comes, till the morning comes, till the morning comes. I am only waiting till the morning comes, till the morning comes, till the morning comes.” A short song, indeed.
5 snacks: Chocolate covered pecans, yogurt covered almonds, dried mango slices, marzipan, chocolate covered pecans (yes, I really like them).
5 things I’d do with $100 million: Retire! Then, I would spend the rest of my long life studying nature. I guess I'd also found a foundation to fund research on evolutionary biology and donate some money to museums.
5 places I’d run away to: Hawaii, Australia, Charles Darwin’s house in Down, England and, if time travel were possible, two places in Turkey about 10,000 years ago after the ice age, but before the human assault on the environment started: the current location of Istanbul and on the west coast the area between the rivers Küçük Menderes and Büyük Menderes (the ancient Caystros and Meander, respectively).
5 things I’d never wear: Polyester shirts, a toupee (not that I need one), wool directly against my skin, because it makes me itchy, itchy, itchy…
5 favorite TV shows: I don’t watch TV anymore. The last show I watched regularly was Third Rock From the Sun, and before that Seinfeld. Now, once in a while, I may watch the Simpsons. Monday nite I wanted to tape the Bob Dylan documentary on PBS, but couldn’t get the VCR to receive the channel it was on and gave up. I’ll wait for the DVD.
5 greatest joys: Long walks in places that I am least likely to encounter people (not that I am antisocial), cats, photography, field trips to collect snails, late summer afternoons on the deck with my wife and a bottle of beer chatting and reading light stuff, blogs mostly (we call them “beer & daer” hours, “daer” being the backward spelling of “read”.)
5 favorite toys: My computer, digital camera (thinking of getting a new one), 2 microscopes (stereo and compound) and GPS receiver.
5 people I’m tagging: afarensis at afarensis, tony at milkriverblog, Alun at Alun, Henry at Webiocosm, last but not least, Pamela at Thomasburg Walks.