Recycled toilet paper
Seventh Generation toilet paper that is 100% recycled paper. Made in Canada!
You can now wipe your ass on paper that was once a love letter, the manuscript for a revolutionary idea in cosmology, a classified CIA document and pages from the _________ (enter the name of your favorite holy book).
Please flush the toilet when you are done.
3 comments:
... or it was a used as cat litter. :(
Or worse, "recycled toilet paper" means it is made of used toilet paper.
Well, it doesn't quite say it that way on the package.
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