27 April 2008

Recycled toilet paper

toiletpaper
Seventh Generation toilet paper that is 100% recycled paper. Made in Canada!

You can now wipe your ass on paper that was once a love letter, the manuscript for a revolutionary idea in cosmology, a classified CIA document and pages from the _________ (enter the name of your favorite holy book).

Please flush the toilet when you are done.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

... or it was a used as cat litter. :(

xoggoth said...

Or worse, "recycled toilet paper" means it is made of used toilet paper.

AYDIN ÖRSTAN said...

Well, it doesn't quite say it that way on the package.