26 June 2008

Memeology meme

I saw this at Katzmeow.

TECHNOLOGY

What is the wallpaper on your computer?
A huge picture of the tiny snail Strobilops aenea.

How many televisions do you have in your house?
2. One is used exclusively to watch DVDs or videos; the other is gathering dust unplugged in a spare room.

BIOLOGY

Are you right handed or left handed?
Left, but fairly ambidextrous. I throw with my left hand, but hammer with the right, for example.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A rectal fissure! Ha, Ha, Ha...The proctologist called it a fissurectomy.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A big pile of photocopied papers. It was a total waste of trees, but being a government worker, I am expected to waste them apparently.

Have you ever been knocked out?
With an anesthetic, yes. The story of the latest one is here.

BULLSHITOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Stan. In fact, I am already under that name in facebook.

What color do you think looks best on you?
Black, but I don't like that color.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes, a cockroach and the story has already been told here.

DAREOLOGY

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
On the cheek, yes.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
If I were really desperate, perhaps I would, but I don't think I would ever be that desperate.

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
No. (There are stupid questions.)

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for a million dollars?
Let me think about it.

DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket?
11 cents!

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
What?

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Who the hell cares?

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I don't like them.

LASTOLOGY

Last person who texted you?
I don't do no text messaging.

Last person who called you?
I don't know; the phone rang once and then the person hung up.

Last person you hugged?
My cat. Cats are people, right?

FAVORITOLOGY

Number?
8, but I don't know why.

Season?
Summer. The hotter, the better.

Color?
Shades of brownish-orange.

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
Not now.

Mood?
Fine. I just had a bottle of Mike's Hard Lime.

Listening to?
Yakety sax! The tune from the good ol' Benny Hill Show.

Worrying about?
Nothing. I don't worry much.

Wearing?
Nothing; I always blog in the nude.

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
Bathroom.

What can you not wait to do?

Ride my trike.

Do you smile often?
No, probably not.

Are you a friendly person?
Usually, but not always.


6 comments:

Deniz Bevan said...

You sit in the shower?

AYDIN ÖRSTAN said...

No. Is that what I wrote? I meant to say stand. I will correct it.

budak said...

huh.... added you on de facebuch..

Jannavi said...

That was entertaining!
BTW, you do smile... often :)

Duane Smith said...

Don't you blog from work sometimes? It must be awkward, for others, if you blog in the nude there.

Katie said...

Your responses are interesting. I have never heard of anyone blogging in the nude.