A Valentine’s Day card from a long-time admirer of yours truly displays on it, quite fittingly, a snail. Though the snail may appear to be as happy as a snail can be—provided that they have such feelings—a close inspection reveals that it has a backward shell. The opening of it is supposed to be above the snail's head.
But it’s the thought that counts.
I wish everyone a slimy Valentine’s Day!