05 May 2009

Miraculous likeness of Marilyn Chambers appears on restaurant griddle

Photo from Los Angeles Times.

The Los Angeles Times reported a ridiculous claim that a grease stain on the griddle of a Mexican restaurant in Calexico, California is a likeness of the Virgin Mary. Get serious, folks. Any sane man over the age of 18 can tell you that what we have here is a dead ringer of the recently deceased porn star Marilyn Chambers. Why, I even see a phallus-like stain towards the left.

Hail to Saint Marilyn, Our Lady of Fornication!