and the diver who was attacked by "horribly ugly" mermaids.
Then there was the obituary of Elvis Presley who died in 1993 at age 58.
If you have been suspecting that the Bible is full of hogwash, suspect no more. Here is the proof it is all true! (Yes, the Earthly Paradise was in Colorado.)
And finally, a dire warning to all of us: watch out for the monster slugs!